My favorite questions to ask people are, "if you were to describe today in a song... What song would it be?"
The normal, "How are you?" Just doesn't fit. I figured that I can't ask normal questions or else I'll live a, "normal" life; for example I'd rather ask:
Every chocolate can be a chocolate,
but not every pocket can be a pocket.
Because if you pick a person's pocket, then their pocket is no longer theirs.
But if you pick a person's pocket chocolate... Then damn... Is it still stealing?
Pete, Photographer; Writer; Mad Scientist.