The Absurdity of Pregnancy and Motherhood

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"Gender Reveal Party"                       Let’s have a party to celebrate my unborn baby’s genitals as decided by DNA.
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I’m Having a Baby So Buy Me Things
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"I Didn’t make it to the Field at Golden Hour Because I Had to Do Laundry"                                            $1,000 hypothetical maternity photo session. $7.45 three loads of laundry.
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"Before, After"                                                Still uncomfortable but with no pillows or blankets this time.
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"Unplug the Cords if You Want to Walk Around"
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"12 hours Later We Both Have a Diaper "                                        $33,149.53 billed to insurance.
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"Seats Not Taken"                                   13 baby stations; only wants to be held. $1,567
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"Bathroom Party"                         Average shower time is five minutes. Hair always in the drain. Someone always crying.
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"My Closet is Still Waiting for Me to Bounce Back"                                           78 Pairs of pants. Sizes 0-12. Keeping them all just in case.
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"Spam Me With the Best Baby Gear"  The more stuff you have, the happier your baby is. $4,549 and counting.
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